we’re the freakin’ guardians of the galaxy

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

differed:

I think it’s time for someone to take one for the team and date me

toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

fingersareoptional:

kierenwalkerpds:

fingersareoptional:

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

*sigh* idk, what shoes does he wear? 

horcrocs

vouguez:

THANKS TO THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS

vouguez:

THANKS TO THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS

thesylverlining:

agelfeygelach:

importantbirds:

THIS IT.  THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP.  PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE.  ALLOW THE SMALL YELL.  SO GRAND.

TEENY.

SMALL BABY BIRD

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

image

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

MEME OR DIE DUDE

YOU EITHER MEME

OR YOU DIE