are you a dog? no ? goodbye
I hope my back didn’t break your knife.
I think it’s time for someone to take one for the team and date me
Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth
you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours
that was as smooth as fuck
What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?
*sigh* idk, what shoes does he wear?
the fbi will never catch me
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*